You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy








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For those of you than don't know who in the heck Vince Offer is, he's also known as Vince the Shamwow guy - and i dont know about where you live, but here in california, he's on the TV 24/7.

The first TV commercial he did for Shamwow was a bit irritating, but he sorta grows on you (i think i made a post about it a while back).  If you havn't enjoyed Vince the Sham-Wow guy in the ShamWow commercial, here it is:

 

NOW, Vince the Shamwow guy is going to be known as Vince the SlapChop guy - he's hawking one of those $9 hand-chopper thingy's from the 80's, but he does it so well it ALMOST makes me want to go and buy one. 

"..You're gunna be slapping your troubles away.."  (hehe):

I want a Slap Chop!  .. well.. you get one first, then let me know how it is..

 

But Vince the Shamwow Slapchop guy is more than just the new Ron Popile or Billy Mays!  He is multi talented and a few years ago released and starred in this movie:

 

And the Shamwow guy might even be on his way to being the new Weird-Al.  Have a look at this music video he stars in.  It's just over PG-13 and might not be safe for work if you have the volume up loud.  To watch it you'll have to go over to YouTube:  Vince the Shamwow Guy Singing

 

I can't wait to see Vince the ShamWow guy selling hair-in-a-can, a fold-up pocket-sized fishing pole, or 10-gallon tubs of Oxi-Clean.  But seriously, I think he has found his calling in life.

... it is possible that sit in front of the TV too much..

 



EDIT: Vince the Shamwow guy beats Billy Mayes, hands down:


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Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy

i got the shamwow and it doesn't work like they say it does. i mean it cleans up but not liek they say it does... what an upset... *sob* *sob*

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I've watched all of his commercials. I love him so much!!! He's the most amazing guy. But he always keeps his eyes closed when he talks. Is he afraid of something...

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The Sham WOW has been replaced!

 

 

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The ShamWow Guy Starring In Slap Rap

Waiitt forrr ittt...
it kinda grows on you..


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Not quite as good as Rap Chop but worth 2:19 of your life:

..this might be becoming an unhealthy obsession for me..


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Re: The ShamWow Guy Starring In Slap Rap

 The rap owns.

And yes, you do need a new hobby. Dont u have a website to run or something? Wink

 

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That's great! Wish I had a convertible so I can roll with the top down with this blastin'....awww yeah Vince, chop them nuts!

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haha, so I turned on the TV and the slapchop commercial was on right as he was saying "your going to love my nuts"... I guess the prostitute did not love his as he thought she was going to.

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Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy

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haha, so I turned on the TV and the slapchop commercial was on right as he was saying "your going to love my nuts"... I guess the prostitute did not love his as he thought she was going to.

 ROFL- i was talking to my dad about Vince this weekend. And he said almost the same thing you did "guess SHE didnt love his nuts!"

 

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ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

[courtesy of TMZ]

 

 

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