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You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
Sat, 01/10/2009 - 11:32am
For those of you than don't know who in the heck Vince Offer is, he's also known as Vince the Shamwow guy - and i dont know about where you live, but here in california, he's on the TV 24/7.
The first TV commercial he did for Shamwow was a bit irritating, but he sorta grows on you (i think i made a post about it a while back). If you havn't enjoyed Vince the Sham-Wow guy in the ShamWow commercial, here it is:
NOW, Vince the Shamwow guy is going to be known as Vince the SlapChop guy - he's hawking one of those $9 hand-chopper thingy's from the 80's, but he does it so well it ALMOST makes me want to go and buy one.
"..You're gunna be slapping your troubles away.." (hehe):
I want a Slap Chop! .. well.. you get one first, then let me know how it is..
But Vince the Shamwow Slapchop guy is more than just the new Ron Popile or Billy Mays! He is multi talented and a few years ago released and starred in this movie:
And the Shamwow guy might even be on his way to being the new Weird-Al. Have a look at this music video he stars in. It's just over PG-13 and might not be safe for work if you have the volume up loud. To watch it you'll have to go over to YouTube: Vince the Shamwow Guy Singing
I can't wait to see Vince the ShamWow guy selling hair-in-a-can, a fold-up pocket-sized fishing pole, or 10-gallon tubs of Oxi-Clean. But seriously, I think he has found his calling in life.
... it is possible that sit in front of the TV too much..
EDIT: Vince the Shamwow guy beats Billy Mayes, hands down:
Thu, 10/01/2009 - 5:58am
#2
Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
I've watched all of his commercials. I love him so much!!! He's the most amazing guy. But he always keeps his eyes closed when he talks. Is he afraid of something...
Sun, 05/31/2009 - 10:56pm
#3
Almost Evil
I am new here at GrownUpGeek.Com
from Sunny California
The Sham WOW has been replaced!
"Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead? Living Dead Girl"
Tue, 04/28/2009 - 9:34pm
#4
The ShamWow Guy Starring In Slap Rap
Waiitt forrr ittt...
it kinda grows on you..
Sat, 05/16/2009 - 9:44am
#5
Re: The ShamWow Guy Starring In Slap Rap
Not quite as good as Rap Chop but worth 2:19 of your life:
..this might be becoming an unhealthy obsession for me..
Sat, 05/16/2009 - 12:47pm
#6
Almost Evil
I am new here at GrownUpGeek.Com
from Sunny California
Re: The ShamWow Guy Starring In Slap Rap
The rap owns.
And yes, you do need a new hobby. Dont u have a website to run or something? 
"Who is this irresistible creature who has an insatiable love for the dead? Living Dead Girl"
Wed, 04/29/2009 - 6:43am
#7
doomrider
I am easily distracted
from Massachusetts
Re: The ShamWow Guy Starring In Slap Rap
That's great! Wish I had a convertible so I can roll with the top down with this blastin'....awww yeah Vince, chop them nuts!
Special Note: Behind the landscape of doubt flows a reservior of "ok-ness."
Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:32pm
#8
PrincessP
I am glad I bought a Mac
from la la land
Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
haha, so I turned on the TV and the slapchop commercial was on right as he was saying "your going to love my nuts"... I guess the prostitute did not love his as he thought she was going to.
Thu, 04/23/2009 - 11:34pm
#9
Almost Evil
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from Sunny California
Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
haha, so I turned on the TV and the slapchop commercial was on right as he was saying "your going to love my nuts"... I guess the prostitute did not love his as he thought she was going to.
ROFL- i was talking to my dad about Vince this weekend. And he said almost the same thing you did "guess SHE didnt love his nuts!"
"If lightning strikes twice, I dont would very much like to be standing next to you! "
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:16pm
#10
PinkyV02
I am a lover not a fighter
from Beautiful California!
ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."
According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.
[courtesy of TMZ]
.Live. .Love. .Laugh.
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 2:25pm
#11
D G
I am A Human
from Earth
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
And now I want to return my sham-WOW. Somehow it just feels...dirty.
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:16pm
#12
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
Photo courtsey TheSmokingGun.com
Kids, let this be a lesson to you: When a hooker tries to eat your tongue, let her!
You can see the tongue-biter HERE..
Gives new meaning to the phrase "you're gunna love my nuts!" don't it ?
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:17pm
#13
PrincessB
I am Easily distracted
from CA
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
She is actually a very pretty woman. I'm not sure what I was expecting, but I was a bit shocked.
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 10:57pm
#14
Hello Cupcake
I am simply amazing
from your local bakery
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
I didn't expect to see her laughing almost in the second photograph....uhm
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 11:38pm
#15
Zoo Keeper
I am working my program
from a sunny little valley.
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
I didn't expect to see her laughing almost in the second photograph....uhm
One was taken in 2005 and one was taken in 2008...neither is the current one from this arrest. My bet is the one on the left is 2005 and the one on the right is 2008. She is going downhill but then again so is he if you look as his pictures.
Sun, 03/29/2009 - 1:05am
#16
Hello Cupcake
I am simply amazing
from your local bakery
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
I didn't expect to see her laughing almost in the second photograph....uhm
One was taken in 2005 and one was taken in 2008...neither is the current one from this arrest. My bet is the one on the left is 2005 and the one on the right is 2008. She is going downhill but then again so is he if you look as his pictures.
Well I figured one was at a different time. Regardless when, mugshots right? Her clock must be reading a quarter past cuckoo cuckoo.
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 2:14pm
#17
MyOwnGirl
I am not telling
from California Baby!
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
He's so tore back, it doesn't even look like him.
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 6:06pm
#18
Hot2na
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Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
Gives new meaning to the phrase "you're gunna love my nuts!" don't it ?
okay, that's just all kinds of wrong! now is a good time to give up nuts for lent.
><))))'>
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:50pm
#19
Almost Evil
I am new here at GrownUpGeek.Com
from Sunny California
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
Vince has him some meth bugs on the face. Thats sessy!
"If lightning strikes twice, I dont would very much like to be standing next to you! "
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:30pm
#20
Hello Cupcake
I am simply amazing
from your local bakery
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
Or better yet, kids, don't kiss your hooker.
Ladies and gentlemen, say hello to Vince, the amateur 
Sat, 03/28/2009 - 3:15pm
#21
PrincessB
I am Easily distracted
from CA
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
I thought hookers had some kind of moral code about kissing, at least that's what I learned from Julia Roberts.
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:22pm
#23
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
Hey! Every time a prostitute bites MY tongue, i punch her too! Self defense - she deserved it!
Free Vince The Shamwow Guy!
FREE VINCE!
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 3:50pm
#24
Almost Evil
I am new here at GrownUpGeek.Com
from Sunny California
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
Hey! Every time a prostitute bites MY tongue, i punch her too! Self defense - she deserved it!
Free Vince The Shamwow Guy!
FREE VINCE!
Oh boy! I take it you have been in this predicament more than once? Awesome!
"If lightning strikes twice, I dont would very much like to be standing next to you! "
Fri, 03/27/2009 - 4:53pm
#25
Hey_You
I am Here to learn from others
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED!
I thought punching hookers was a boy's rite of passage to being a man? That said, I'm apparently stilll only a boy. I just dissed myself.
Seriously though, let this be a lesson to you all: Billy Mays is the spokesman for cheap TV products!
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Fri, 03/27/2009 - 5:13pm
#26
Hello Cupcake
I am simply amazing
from your local bakery
Re: ShamWow Guy- ARRESTED! Assault with a deadly *slapchop!*
Well, it's been said that showbiz loves a good comeback. Not sure if that goes for the infomercial-biz though
More ShamWow money, more ShamWow problems, ouch.
Wed, 01/21/2009 - 4:53pm
#27
Zeev
I am master of my own domain
from Barely holding on to life in this reality.
Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
I actually have had something exactly like this for years ... the cheese grater too ... but it's a little bit bigger. My mother gave it to me, and I think she got it from "The Pampered Chef." (I'd have to double check) It's a wonderful chopper; I use it all the time & my fiancé loves it.
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Wed, 01/21/2009 - 11:51am
#28
-anonymous-
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Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
sooo wanted a shamwow!!! being a parent of a young child, i fell in love with it i was practically drooling watching how it cleaned up spills and how it amazingly sucked up water. read complaints though.
this one brought up a good point about the commercial. i read it, watched the carpet square part of it again and saw what they were talking about.
http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/false-advertisement-c135072.html
anyone have one? thoughts?
*little do they know...*
Wed, 01/21/2009 - 12:37pm
#29
LBL
I am not telling
Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
i read it, watched the carpet square part of it again and saw what they were talking about.
I saw this right away on the commercial the first time it came on. In my opinion, that's one of those things that's too good to be true. Never tried it though... so I am curious to know if anyone else has.
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#30
Stevie
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Re: You Gotta Love Vince The ShamWow Guy
I think if I had hair, I might not comb it up like that where it has a point. Hairwow!
i got the shamwow and it doesn't work like they say it does. i mean it cleans up but not liek they say it does... what an upset... *sob* *sob*