How do you deal with telemarketers ?

My home phone is what I like to call my spam line. I have caller ID & if I get a call that lists another p-spammer I've gotten to the point I pick up & hang up in less than 2 seconds. Haven't received any call backs & it's less of a hassle than walking to the kitchen. Not much else I can do, I've tried speaking in different languages and pretending bad reception. To be honest I have gotten bored enough that I've sat on the line and given them every ounce of false information possible for as long as possible just so that they waste as much time investigating the false information for what I calculate as the same time as I have dealing with the nuisance for the last year.

I don't answer the phone. My husband takes your approach. He's not very nice to them.

You could always do what this guy did...  I don't recommend it, though.

i read once somewhere on how to deal with telemarketers if you wanna have fun.

1. ask them to spell everything out. EVERYTHING

2. tell them to hold and put the phone down. they will eventually hang up.

3. just scream really loud and then ask if there are still there. (if they are maybe proceed with #1 or 2)

4. start asking them odd and/or personal questions. (do you have a brother named frank?, what color are your eyes?, have you purchased this product?, is your supervisor mean? etc)

if its a call i get on the office line and they ask for the manager i tell them they arent available. they usually then ask when the best time to call back. i tell them sunday (we r closed. heeehheeeeh)

Since I added my numbers to the "Do Not Call" list, I have had almost no problems with telemarketers.  Debt collectors, on the other hand, are a HUGE problem.  I wouldn't complain if they were trying to collect money from me, debts that *I* accrued, but they call me every day in reference to someone I've never met, someone who must have had my phone number before me.  I have filed 4 separate complaints with the FCC, against 4 separate collection agency, but it seems like every time I get one agency to stop harassing me, another starts up.  This week, the primary offender is Redline collections.  When I tell them I don't know who Loretta is, hey treat me like I'm a criminal and I'm either lying and I'm really her, or I'm trying to hide her.  I'd rather have someone try to sell me aluminum siding than deal with this every day.

*embarassed* LOL

 ^^One of the clients was sprint and I marketed long distance and calling features to existing local sprint customers. I was in my late teens or early twenties - wow memory lane! LOL!

At this point in my life lately - I have almost zero patience. Sometimes I ask for a supervisor and tell them I will contact the FCC if if I get another call.

I usually say "im not interested, remove me from your list. *click*"

But some days when im feeling particularly snarky as soon as they say "hi is this *first name* *last name*" i say "supervisor" "SUPERVISOR" "SUPERRRRRRRRVISORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" (repeat as needed) until they either hang up, or transfer me. If i get transferred, i ask for their federal tax ID# so I can file a report with the FCC and BBB...to which they usually reply they will immediately remove me from their list.

However. i just found this (in an unrelated search) and now have a new way to annoy telemarketers!!!

(wheres our youtube button?)

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