
I kinda thought ol'Carrot was funny, back when he dressed like a little stoner not a scary android.
But now... he looks like a reject from a John Water's movie.
Anyone disagree with my opinion?
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What the heck happened to Carrot Top?
Mon, 05/05/2008 - 7:12am
I kinda thought ol'Carrot was funny, back when he dressed like a little stoner not a scary android.
But now... he looks like a reject from a John Water's movie.
Anyone disagree with my opinion? Mon, 09/21/2009 - 8:11am
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I thought he was very attractive the way he was. I had a crush on him for a few years. I still like him and think he is funny. I just hope he is at peace with himself and is happy. Just be healthy carrot. Thu, 09/10/2009 - 2:57pm
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I saw Carrot Top in Palm Springs about 2-3 years ago and enjoyed his show. Now I don't think I would go to one of his shows, because he is scary looking and with all the new of steroids in sports and show biz. Carrot Top are you on juice, and if so let it go. You have a good act the should go far. Not just Vegas strip. Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:43pm
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Well, he really should pull up those britches a bit and do SOMEthing with that hair, but right now he's totally hot. That's a body I could wrap myslef around, yes indeedy. I guess he got tired of being scrawny and decided to make sure no one woul ever f***k with him again. Evar. Thu, 07/23/2009 - 7:39pm
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That mofo is weirdedout now. I'd say though makeup, botox, nailpolish, and all he/she/it could probably beat ass before fuckin' it now given the size of those muscles with or without roids, hence we can all feel safe talking shhoodidlypoodoo! about Carrot Top from behind a computer screen knowing confidently that Carrot Top aint behind your behind!lol That is one scarry biaaatch! Wed, 06/25/2008 - 8:46am
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Ok this is sooo gross! Does he have his eyebrows done? Is he trying to be a transvestite? He needs to loose the hair...maybe dye it and cut it. I've seen pics of him dieseled out before, but these pics really take the cake.
The Truth Is Out There. Trust No One! Deny Everything! You're upsetting me....on several levels. -I am The Phoenix that rises again. Mon, 06/23/2008 - 9:57pm
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I was going to say, "he got terrifyingly buff" before I entered this thread, but you guys seem to have covered that pretty well. He was annoying to begin with, but now he's downright scary. I mean, what's going on? Why does he look like a bodybuilder? Wed, 08/26/2009 - 12:44pm
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Because he is. Wed, 06/25/2008 - 7:03am
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*brain fart alert* but i just have to say a few things here.... 1. i freaking love this thread...thank you burgundyblue! 2. this thread makes me nearly cry (in a good way) EVERY TIME i come. 3. i see that pastoralia now understands this....i'm loving the I was going to say, "he got terrifyingly buff" yeah...we've covered that....LOL... Mon, 06/09/2008 - 2:05pm
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wow, I bet he can bench "OVER NINE-THOUSSSSAAAANNNNNDDDD" youtube over nine thousand if you don't understand Wed, 06/04/2008 - 9:02pm
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the body is awesome..not so much the head attached. bad choice of hairdo to keep! ETA the other pics of his body are pretty gross..the first one with brad was ok...others urlch Sat, 05/31/2008 - 8:03am
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Eeew, When I saw the top pics I kinda thought, maybe if he got a hair cute and dyed his hair and you didn't know who he was he might could temporarily trick you into thinking he was semi-attractive. Then I saw the other pictures...i think I threw up in my mouth a little. I'm going to go listerine...not just my mouth either, my eyes are getting in on that listerine action too I assure you.
*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~*~~~* "True knowledge exists in knowing that you know nothing. And in knowing that you know nothing, that makes you the smartest of all Sat, 05/31/2008 - 9:58am
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I'm going to go listerine...not just my mouth either, my eyes are getting in on that listerine action too I assure you. LMAO... Just when I thought it couldn't get any worst, comes with more pics LOL. He can totally pass for a woman in the first picture where he's wearing pink. Scary. Fri, 05/30/2008 - 6:39am
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Those pictures are just scary. He's a pretty funny comedian though last I saw him he didn't have those muscles. Did someone say he was hotter than Brad Pitt? What is up with the black nail polish? lol Fri, 05/30/2008 - 4:43am
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That's when "The Top" still looked decent! Check him out now, after he's been injecting his muscles with Synthol.
Wed, 06/25/2008 - 7:05am
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are those syringes filled with steroids??? wait no they're pens ....ok Fri, 05/30/2008 - 10:35pm
#17
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i hadn't been to this thread in awhile, and it frightens me that someone found worse pictures than i did in photobucket. this is disgusting, bordering on physically deformed...no, i take that back, not bordering! what is going on with his arms??? does he think it looks real/good??? and the eyebrows? ummmm...well maybe he was trying to tie in the nailpolish...NAILPOLISH???? i don't know where to stop so, i better just save myself, and stop right here....
Sat, 05/31/2008 - 12:17pm
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ok, so you hit the jackpot here. now, i'm gonna say spandex is not allowed unless you are a professional athlete, or you are in a bathingsuit. otherwise, it is off limits. this includes celebrities. male celebrities. male celebrities wearing pink spandex. do the right thing and get yourself some meds carrot top, or lower the dosage.....not sure....
Fri, 05/30/2008 - 10:42pm
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his natural curly hair rocks! i dig it on anyone. but that is the only thing left au naturale on him....her? Tuna ><((((*> the other white meat! Sun, 05/25/2008 - 11:12am
#20
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I don't know....he wears to much makeup - more than me and I'm a woman!! Hmmmm.....wonder why? He should tone it down a bit. Tue, 05/06/2008 - 4:57am
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I find his new appearance comforting and mesmerizing. He looks better than Brad Pitt any day of the week. Especially better than Brad Pitt from fight club. Brad is a puny girly man in comparison. I mean let's face it, there is nothing hotter than a steroid pumped comedian with an army of red hair bundled on top of his head. "I'm just like you only shorter."
Mon, 05/05/2008 - 11:13am
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that's got to be some kind of a costume of muscles and it is very repulsive! seriously, there's no way that any human being actually looks like that!! more and more, i'm starting to see how there's a strong possibility we have been invaded by extraterrestrials!! i mean that guy is from outer space! it's like the ets have studied us and almost got it, but not quite...juliek Mon, 05/05/2008 - 10:30am
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I wish all this ragging on Carrot Top would stop. Some of my best friends are lesbians. Sat, 05/10/2008 - 1:45pm
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i just want you to know i laughed so hard i cried here. thank you stevie...needed that right now. that is effing funny...i'm still laughing as i type...omg... Mon, 05/12/2008 - 5:10am
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Heh... I hope I didn't offend any sisters with that remark because I love my girls. I have messageboard Tourette Syndrome. Mon, 05/05/2008 - 8:27am
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I think he's just plain creepy. Even his muscles are odd looking...helloooo steroids!!! Mon, 05/05/2008 - 8:19am
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first of all, when i woke up and stumbled to the gug with my first cup of coffee today to check out the new forum topics and saw this, i was LMAO. secondly, carrot top was effing hilarious 10 years ago when i saw him at the MGM Grand in vegas (with a bottle of booze and a handful of friends!), no amount of bagging on carrot top will take away that he put on a GREAT stage show. lastly...that boy looks far more like michael jackson with pec implants than anything else!
Mon, 05/05/2008 - 7:18am
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....i'm thinking the scary android look pays more! may not look better but i'm inclined to think he'll dress for the highest Tuna ><((((*> the other white meat! Post new comment |
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I like carrot top, and if he wants to bulk up,,, then bulk away baby! The only thing I KNOW he needs to do,,, is CUT THAT HAIR! Die it Black too, I think that would be a good look