Some days suck.

You can generally spot them coming when you are 30 minutes late to work, b/c not only have you lost your keys but apparently you've lost your cell phone. I did find both of those items, unfortunately the keys were inside of my locked car. I then called Marc to tell him to come let me into my car. Then I get to work and apparently I left my work/house keys at home and my boss isn't here so I'm just standing in the cold  waiting for my boss to let me in. Needless to say I'm not in a grand mood. Well Marc comes to visit me at work and I ask him if he has heard back from the mortgage woman about the results from the inspector. Apparently the house didn't pass bc the crawlspace is not at least 18 inches high the entire way across. I totally care about that too since I spend all my f**king spare time in the f**king crawlspace and all. I tried to tell him with all the stress I'm under that a small crawlspace is a good thing b/c its less room for me to start hiding bodies but that doesnt matter on a loan. Oh and we got this news from our realtor because we havent been able to get ahold of anyone else. Yay spending chunks of money on absolutely nothing.

Did I mention I put in our mandatory 2 months notice saying we wont be resigning our lease? So now I have like a week to find a  house, make an offer, get it inspected and start this whole money wasting process again. Stu-f**king-pendous. And I still have to make it 500 miles away to my brothers wedding in febuary and plan my wedding. I'm seriously debating on eloping. I wish there was some super romantic way to elope. I mean a super romantic and in my price range while trying to planning a big trip and buy a house and move way.

 Someone shoot me.